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God
was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them
between Adam and Eve.
He
told them one of the things He had left was
a
THING that would allow the
OWNER TO PEE WHILE STANDING UP.
"It's
a very HANDY thing,"
God
told them,"and I was wondering if either
one
of you had a preference for it."
Adam
jumped up and down and begged,"
please
give THAT to me!
I'd
love to be able to do that!
It
seems like just the sort of thing a
MAN should have.
Please
God! Pleeease! Give it to ME!
So
God gave Adam the THING that allowed him to
pee
standing up.
Adam
was so excited he just started WHIZZING all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then
he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could
hit
a stump ten feet away -
laughing
with delight all the while.
God
and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're KIND OF STUCK
with
the last thing I have left."
"What's
it called?" asked Eve.
"BRAINS", said God.
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