Make your own free website on Tripod.com

CROSSANS ~ Hellraisers of Castlemilk

R U Daft?

Home
Pt. I - Crossans
Scotland
Celtic Myths
Gàidhlig
My Family
Hellraisers
Karrie Brigitte
Dedication
Farewell
Memories
Pt. II - Prologue
Sorrow's Journey
Living Years
Razor's Edge
Tempestuous
Stark Raving Madness
Shattered Illusions
Storms of Fate
Pt. III - Preface
Ch.1 - Dublin
Ch.2 - Rose
Ch.3 - James
Ch.4 - Sons of the Gael
Ch.5 - Glasgow
Hellions' Crucible
Ch.6 - The Hellraisers
The Tale
Sláinte
A Scot's Farewell
Our Story
Love a Crossan
Pt. IV - Contact Me
Shrewish Tales
R U Daft?
California Kids
Happy New Year!
BeMy...

wb-looney-tunes-characters-1.gif

 

LOONEY INTRO

 

 

wee_bit_coyote_rr.jpg

logo.gif

 

life-is-hell.jpg

looneytunespissed.jpg

heart.jpg

 

IT'S 

 

 

perils1.jpg

loonyltlogo.gif

tonrs-rope175.gif

sweet_love.jpg

 

TIME…

quackedup.jpg

b.gif

bye-bye.jpg

 

RESTRICT CAFFEINE BEFORE

 CLICKING THIS!

 

lt_gang.jpg

yosemitesam_thumbnail-lt.gif

yosemitesam_thumbnail-rt.gif

 

LIFE IS...

 

 

 

sucks.jpg

smilebond.jpg

sam3.gif

oh-sean.jpg

see-around.jpg

 
BETTER FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS,
 

maniacs250.jpg

 
IT'S GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE!!

 

ALL ABOUT EVE

 

 

siblings.jpg

shrew-and-rogue.jpg

chased_a_woman.jpg

fogsite2.gif

 

on_the_make2.jpg

 

DAFT!

 

daffy1.gif

bonded2.jpg

 

 HIS NAME IS BOND,

JAMES BOND

 

pinkpnt2.gif

the-bumpy-ride.jpg

 

SAYS HE WANTS A

MARTINI...

 

marv.jpg

the_crossan_lads.jpg

 

CROSSAN LADS

 

 

dd.jpg

 

pardner_smile.jpg

 

RECKON' WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE IS

A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE,

 

2murdersuspect.jpg

MR. COOL HAND LUKE!

 

 

smile-pardner.jpg

 

SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THAT, PARDNER!

 

kickasssam.jpg

brand-black.jpg

smile_pardner-fu.jpg

 

POP QUIZ!!

 

go-brett.jpg

exercise.jpg

the-peanuts-gang.jpg

 

4-black.gif

 

mother-cupid.jpg

 

MY SHREWISH REPLY TO-

WHY AREN’T YOU MARRIED?

 

disney1-blk.gif

uswomenandpms.jpg

pms-meanings.jpg

 

rock_roll_ron.jpg

 

BROTHERLY LOVE!

 

tobrotherly_love.jpg

 

burn-rubber.jpg

maniac250_1.jpg

 

wee_baby_shrew.jpg

beauty-secret.jpg

 

kick_ass_kate.jpg

agiantmouse.gif

us_kids.jpg

2friars.gif

looking_at_you_kiddo.jpg

lookinatyouu.jpg

 

us_kids3.jpg

 

AGE IS MIND OVER MATTER.

 

mind-matter.jpg

 

IF YOU DON'T MIND,

 

123d461.jpg

IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER! 

 

Jack Benny

 

doesnt-matter.jpg

 

great_scots.jpg

 

“THERE’S NOTHING TRAGIC ABOUT BEING

 FIFTY,

nothing-wrong-with50th.jpg

 

NOT UNLESS YOU'RE TRYING TO BE

TWENTY-FIVE.”

 

SUNSET BLVD.

 

 

heart2.jpg

 

GOTTA  HAVE  HEART!

 

5176f52.gif

goldfinger-poster-c13048582.jpg

keep-it-scottish.jpg

shrewsperils.jpg

123looney_tunes.gif

mom_totherescue.jpg

choo-chooanimation12.gif

troublewithacapitalt.jpg

 

LIFE

 

it-pours.jpg

pinkpnt2.gif

snoopy.jpg

 

my_man.jpg

Miss Shrew

 

bunnybond007.jpg

sean_connery-bonded.jpg

 

007

 

tigrrr.gif

 

I am BONDED for life!

Tabhair dom póg, Sean!

love-you.jpg

 

why_mr_bond.jpg

mickey3.gif

chased-women.jpg

 

 BONDS?

 

now-thats-life.jpg

 

pink_panther_e0.gif

crposter03.jpg

 

NOW THAT'S DAFT!

 

gainstthewall.jpg

daftie_eh.jpg

trouble.jpg

 

tttthatsallfolks_looneytunes.jpg

2love_bugs_bunny.jpg

fairy-godmother.jpg

sylvest5.gif

tweety.gif

life-sucks-pal.jpg

 

     
 

cawelcomelooney21dp.gif

tweetymovinghat.gif

logo2.gif

foghorn3.gif

theloonygang.jpg

 
     

     

stevemcqueen_mr.cool.jpg

Ain't Scottish or a Crossan either - so shoot me!

steve_cool_mcqueen.jpg

so_shoot_me.jpg

     

     

about_my_barking.jpg

Some PET PEEVES that CATS & DOGS have about HUMANS:

 

Yelling at me for

BARKING…

 

I'm a FUCKIN' DOG YOU MORON!

 
     

     

How you act

disgusted when

 

I LICK MYSELF

 

Look, we both know

the truth,

 

YOU'RE just JEALOUS!!!

kitty_pals.jpg

 
     

     

freakin_out2.jpg

Taking me to the vet for the

 

 "BIG SNIP"

 

then acting surprised when I

 

FUCKIN' FREAK OUT

 

every time we go back!

freakin_out1.jpg

     

     
 

Now lay off us

on some of these things!

 

Besides, we both know

 

WHO'S BOSS HERE!!!

 

You don't see

US

picking up

 YOUR shit,

do you ?

my_wee_puffy.jpg

kitkat.jpg

     

     

loony_a.jpg

TRUST ME, MARVIN

 

You don't want to meet my leader,

MORTY THE MORTICIAN,

better suited working around

DEAD people!

 

(My nickname for my former  Boss-CEO)

 
     

     
 

 

How can I CALCULATE

 my BODY/FAT ratio?

body-fat200b.jpg

Well, if you have a BODY 

and you have BODY FAT,

your ratio is 1 to 1.

 

 If you have 2 bodies,

your ratio is 2 to 1, etc..

 

body-fat.jpg

body-fat2.jpg

     

     
 

 

My new BODY - Wowie, Meowie!!

 

Swimming & Weight Training has REALLY paid off! 

 

I feel like I'm in a DIFFERENT body!

 

Just a WET & WILD PUSSY

my_new_body.jpg

… cat!

 

pumpin_it.jpg

do_not_step_on_it.jpg

     

     
 

hellopuddytatsylvester.jpg

cookin.jpg

2pussydreams.jpg

vauxhallgirl1.jpg

penguinsdancing.gif

 
 

food.jpg

potty-time.jpg

felixcat.gif

oopskitty.jpg

poor-kitty.jpg

kitty5.jpg

state_vs_coyote.jpg

 

     
 

why_do_they_pee.jpg

God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve.

 

He told them one of the things He had left was

a THING that would allow the

 OWNER TO PEE WHILE STANDING UP.

2f77ascd.jpg

"It's a very HANDY thing,"

 

 God told them,"and I was wondering if either

 one of you had a preference for it."

 

Adam jumped up and down and begged,"

please give THAT to me!

 

sort_a_thing_a_man_should_have200.jpg

 

I'd love to be able to do that!

 

It seems like just the sort of thing a

MAN should have.

 

Please God! Pleeease! Give it to ME!

2f0bscd.jpg

 

So God gave Adam the THING that allowed him to

pee standing up.

 

man-should-have.jpg

 

Adam was so excited he just started WHIZZING all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could

 hit a stump ten feet away -

laughing with delight all the while.

 

cute_kids9.jpg

 

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're KIND OF STUCK

 with the last thing I have left."

 

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

 

2kids12.jpg

 

"BRAINS", said God.

 

 
     

thanks_lads45678.jpg

 

CHEERS!

 

cheers_lads.jpg

 

R U LOONEY?

 

 

lil-dancer.jpg

 

Enter subhead content here

Enter content here

anihorse313.gif